Dystrail — Press Kit Intro

What if Oregon Trail took a wrong turn and ended up in DC?
Dystrail is a SNES-lite parody survival game where you trek toward Capitol Hill, dodging tariffs, brain worms, raw milk, and executive orders — all while trying not to trigger a 💩 National Pants Emergency.

Each run has a short, meme-ready Share Code (e.g., CL-PANTS42, DP-GATOR97). Copy a streamer’s code and replay their exact chaos. Choose Classic or plunge into The Deep End for the spiciest encounters, then face the 3-phase Filibuster Boss.

No installs, no backend — just Rust/Yew, WebAssembly, and pixel satire running in your browser.