🚨 NEW GAME DROP: DYSTRAIL 🚨
Think Oregon Trail, but instead of dysentery it’s tariffs, raw milk, and the National Guard blocking your way to Capitol Hill.
👉 Encounters include:
- 🥛 Raw Milk Roulette
- 🪱 Brain Worms
- 🐊 Alligator Alcatraz
- 📚 Dept. of Education Eliminated
- 💸 Tariff Tsunami
- 👩🦳 Facebook Aunt “Boss”
Each run comes with a short Share Code like DP-GATOR97 or CL-PANTS42. Paste a friend/streamer’s code to play the same cursed journey.
And yes… there’s a Pants Meter. Stress it too far and you’ll trigger a 💩 National Pants Emergency fail state. (C-SPAN will never let you live it down.)
Play in your browser → https://dystrail.com
Post your endings. Let’s see who survives the Filibuster Boss ⚔️